Four Loko Stories
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Here are some recent loko stories:

patrick: Drank one lemon-lime loko. Rubbed birthday cake all over my face and came home. Puked the four loko up in the toilet. Roommates found me showering with my clothes on.
Loko: 28
Not Loko: 9
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Jereme Clark: Drank 3 four lokos, the next day i owned 400 shares of Red Robin stocks and i got a bitch pregnant. Four Loko fucked me over
Loko: 27
Not Loko: 8
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CRUNK4LIFE: Went out for a casual night of drinking until my roommates brought home some 4Lokos. Ended up with a bloody face, got arrested, thrown in a paddy-wagon, and a $300 drinking ticket.
Loko: 27
Not Loko: 9
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Joe: Yea i was working out then had the shake after words then i took a shower came home ate some pizza then i had 2 four loko drinks back to back then i woke up in the hospital two days later they said the found me butt naked in the middle of the high way swimming and singing the sponge bob song
Loko: 24
Not Loko: 5
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ha ha ha: Had two loko's and some rum, went to Kent halloween and was yelling 'you're cold' out the window to everyone walking the streets. Then i kept yelling the lyrics to that 'i whip my hair back n forth' song. Walked by a group of black chicks who were singing it and started singing with them and dancing. Lost my friends a few times, tried to fight my friends a few times, got some mysterious pizza, took some pills, an old man asked me if i wanted to play cowboys and indians with him and he had a midget friend. 4 loko 4 ever.
Loko: 24
Not Loko: 7
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