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oK so basicaly its like this. im at a friends house for like the night or watever and then wee making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your allike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” what!? WHO WAS PHONE?
Four Lokos got me banned from every MGM hotel and casino in the world...
Bored at home on a regular Wednesday night, I deciced to pick up my cousin and head to the strip (vegas). After two 4lokos each and a OE we were super fukked. Cousin threw up twice and pee'd about 6 times in the bellagio water show pond. We both made out with butt-ugly wasted hoes (looked like dimes at the time lol) I tried to get in a fight with one of those characters at the strip, it happened to be the burger king man. I went up to him and shoved my middle finger in his face and said fukk u I love mcdonalds. Keep in mind there are hundreds of ppl walking by lol. So he got pretty angry and took of his mask, so I walked away before getting KO'd while everyone around was cracking up. On our way back to the parking garage my cousin sat on the pathway next to the bellagio water show, whipped out his cock and started fapping. Fast forward a little, I. Had to throw up so I run to the restrooms in the bellagio and start throwing up out of my ass and mouth. Mostly out of mouth lol. I pretty much threw up all over myself, after sitting in the can for over an hour. My cousin finally found me and tried to get me out of the stall, while security threatning me with calling cops. My cousin some how got me out and all the way into my car then drove us home while still sipping on a 40. Woke up the next morning to the worst hangover and worst smell ever..... my cousin pee'd himself on my bedroom floor. Viva el 4lokos!
I use lemonade four loko as a mixer. I take one can and mix in four shots of wild turkey 101 and I drink it over ice in a mcdonalds cup.
I drank four of these. I broke up with my girl, started hallucinating, and started a small fire in my house.
The remaining hours of the night I do not recall.
Well, me and my friends were getting loko. Two of my friends were getting a bit feisty, they were about two 4lokos deep.
I was sitting on the couch enjoying my sitting loko with some people, we look over and they are tonging each others throats. The next thing we see is the male slamming the female down to a linoleum floor. This was already funny, but then what happens next is the most epic shit ever.
Said male goes down south and begins to eat the young ladies pussy threw thew her pants. Hes going at her denim for about a minute straight, both are completely loko at this time. The girl holds his head and encouraging more "pussy pantsing".
Needless to say 4loko can/will/has make you eat pussy threw the pants.