Four Loko Stories
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Here are some recent loko stories:

Bluedye: Well, me and my friends were getting loko. Two of my friends were getting a bit feisty, they were about two 4lokos deep. I was sitting on the couch enjoying my sitting loko with some people, we look over and they are tonging each others throats. The next thing we see is the male slamming the female down to a linoleum floor. This was already funny, but then what happens next is the most epic shit ever. Said male goes down south and begins to eat the young ladies pussy threw thew her pants. Hes going at her denim for about a minute straight, both are completely loko at this time. The girl holds his head and encouraging more "pussy pantsing". Needless to say 4loko can/will/has make you eat pussy threw the pants.
Loko: 28
Not Loko: 8
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patrick: Drank one lemon-lime loko. Rubbed birthday cake all over my face and came home. Puked the four loko up in the toilet. Roommates found me showering with my clothes on.
Loko: 26
Not Loko: 7
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meeeegz: had my first fourloko this summer...ended up blackingout and trying to have sex in my car in the middle of west Virginia. I'm from Maryland. Loko.
Loko: 26
Not Loko: 9
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Jereme Clark: Drank 3 four lokos, the next day i owned 400 shares of Red Robin stocks and i got a bitch pregnant. Four Loko fucked me over
Loko: 25
Not Loko: 6
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CRUNK4LIFE: Went out for a casual night of drinking until my roommates brought home some 4Lokos. Ended up with a bloody face, got arrested, thrown in a paddy-wagon, and a $300 drinking ticket.
Loko: 25
Not Loko: 7
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