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Bern: I not only puked all over myself, I also shit the bed. It took me 5min of constant loofa stubbing in the shower to get all the dried shit off my legs and ass. The funny part is... It was not my bed. Or my shower. Or my loofa.
Loko: 1711
Not Loko: 421
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G.W. Bush: One night me and Cheney got two sixers of Four Loco. I remember drinking about 3. I wake up and we're sending troops to Iraq and Cheney shot a man IN THE FACE!
Loko: 915
Not Loko: 341
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Jay: To all the haters who don't drink Loko, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat.
Loko: 751
Not Loko: 187
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Quatro Crazy: So one night I went on a booze cruise around lower Manhattan with some friends. It was an open bar so we were all completely hammered. On the way back to my town we decided to get some 4lokos and go out to a bar for a few more drinks. I remember starting my second 4loko and then I woke up to a beeping noise. I opened my eyes and saw myself hooked up to all these heart monitors with two IV’s in my arms. I immediately freaked out and tore everything off of me. The nurses came running in screaming so I screamed back at them demanding to know what had happened. They said I had already told them when I was brought in on a stretcher: They told me, that what I told them had happened was I got drunk, lost my friends, and phone died. I left the bar, walked to my car, and decided I was too drunk to drive home so decided to lay down on the ground beside my car and take a nap to sleep it off. Apparently a cop making the rounds came over and woke me up. He asked if I was ok and I replied yes, just too drunk to drive so I rather sleep. He asked me if I needed to go to the hospital. I asked him if they have water at the hospital. After he assured me there was water at the hospital, I demanded that I needed to be taken to the hospital so he called me an ambulance. Upon leaving the hospital I heard a familiar voice freaking out just as I had earlier. I peaked in the room and saw that it was my friend asking what the heck happened to him. The nurse asked if we knew each other, we said yes. She put her hand over her head and said: same story, except this guy wanted to know if hospitals had beds.
Loko: 706
Not Loko: 58
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johnmeds: i drank 6,ate some chinese then went to work in the morning.im an alcoholic.you guys are pussies.
Loko: 695
Not Loko: 128
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cdoc42: It was a regular friday night, i was chillen with my boys floyd and perry smoking joes left and right, we had a case of beer between the 3 of us and decided it would be a good idea to go buy 9 four lokos-3 for each of us. we headed out to a party and began drinking our share, the last thing i remember before waking up naked in floyds bed was running threw a fire with face paint on me screaming "Were the sleeping giants!"
Loko: 613
Not Loko: 56
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Fajita Ray: One night I chugged 1 1/2 FourLokos. I woke up at home like normal. On my bank statement showed I went to 6 bars that night ten miles away. I don't own a car.
Loko: 562
Not Loko: 49
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br33tease: drank 2 four loko's. woke up in the bathroom, went back to sleep, woke up on a couch, heard people screaming, woke up again i was in my friend's closet, police were searching the house, all my friends were in handcuffs, and the police never found me. now all of my friends have a nice little court date i don't have to attend.
Loko: 491
Not Loko: 51
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Cincinnati James: Four Loko is a timemachine... that only goes to the future.
Loko: 483
Not Loko: 50
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Alexander: Four Lokos made me shit my pants, cheat on my wife, and buy 2k worth of potato chips online.
Loko: 455
Not Loko: 59
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