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beckster: I had a mixture of a few different Four Lokos and ended the night in the ER with a broken ankle, singing Juicy by Notorious B.I.G to everyone.
Loko: 181
Not Loko: 108
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Sir Doltus: Told A Fat Chick In A Sweater....That I Love Fat Chicks In Sweaters
Loko: 180
Not Loko: 103
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Natty: The FIRST rule of Four Loko is you don't talk about Four Loko.. this page is so not helping the cause to keep this drink alive and available...
Loko: 177
Not Loko: 109
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vic: If I could remember a four loko story, I would share it......
Loko: 176
Not Loko: 103
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Wilson the Hammock Man: Need to pass out after drinking too much loko? Check out these sweet camping hammocks!
C.H.G.: Got drunk on 4 Loko's, stole a vehicle owned by my university, got in a police chase with campus police, wrecked the car I was driving and a police car. Escaped on foot. Thanks 4 Loko!
Loko: 172
Not Loko: 93
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Edward-4lokohands: We played a game of Edward 4loko-hands for my birthday party. It works just like Edward 40-hands, but you play with 4loko instead. I knew that I would end up pissing my pants if I didn't finish quick, so I drank both my 4lokos in under ten minutes total. The rest of the night was amazing... Baby bird shots, girls stripping on the kitchen table, and various other blurs. I will miss you 4loko. You'll always have a special place in my heart and in my liver.
Loko: 172
Not Loko: 99
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Grant: Bonged Three Four Lokos, broke into a house I plan on living in next year, told random people to go fuck themselves, got kicked out of 2 bars, puke all over myself, went to go shower off, wake up 3 hours later to my roomates banging on the door, ended up flooding the bathroom and the entry way.
Loko: 172
Not Loko: 108
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brolokos: I'd explain my favorite loko story... if i could remember what happened..
Loko: 171
Not Loko: 100
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tktitty: My friend drank 3 four lokos one night and for some reason he tried to give himself head. Not gonna lie, it was the funniest thing ive ever seen.
Loko: 170
Not Loko: 107
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shithappens: So, I hear about this "Four Lokos" phenomenon on the news which makes me go buy one of each flavor. I managed to pound 2 1/2 cans in about 5 min...the 10 min long instant stomach ache turned into me being completely shit-housed. I threw my brand new android cell phone into the street for no apparent reason, pissed in my gf's cat's litter box, walked thru my neighborhood in only boxer briefs talking to myself.. then woke up a few hours later laying next to our community pool in vomit, with a broken pinky toe. Our neighbors now think I'm a total whack-job and hide their children when I'm outside - thanks Four Lokos!
Loko: 169
Not Loko: 95
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