Here are some Loko Stories:
vegGoneLoko:
My night started off with me buying 4 cans of 4loko; one lemon lime, one blue raspberry, and two cranberry lemonade. i chugged my blue raspberry within 30 minutes at my friends party. felt pretty faded, moved onto a cranberry lemonade and ended up chuggin that on a dare.. bad choice. things got blurry. then i realized i was almost done with my 3rd... lost track of time(blacked out) and came out of it running out of a KFC with half a bucket of chicken.. my friend told me that i chugged my 4th at the party and proclaimed; "i need some goddamn chik'n!". ended up buying a bucket ate half, threw it up on the counter and ran out of the place... I've been a vegetarian for 8 years, and i'm a member of PETA.. damn you 4lokos...
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butterknife:
Last week pregamed with 3 Lokos then went to the bar. Several shots and beers later decided to leave with a lovely lady I had met that night. We decided that I was the more sober and that I should drive her car back to her place. Apparently I passed out while driving because I woke up after hitting a tree. She was still out cold so I pulled her into the driver seat and walked the 4 miles back to the bar.
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sufjan stevens:
I drank 2 four loko and went to a sufjan stevens concert. I ended up singing on the stage and later on, I puked on my girlfriends dad while I was talking about fucking his daughter.
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brenda sue:
i tried playing "sober sally" at a party cuz my friend was turning 21 and needed some watching that night. needless to say, i ended up with 1 dick in my vag and 1 dick in my ass. thx 4 loko!
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The Digga':
I'd heard the legends, the rumors, the myths of the Loko but never drank a full one til this past August. That night, a couple of buddies and I pregamed a night out at some local bars with one each. After several more beers and a shot or two, I was ravenous: pissed on my neighbor's garage, was climbing fences and running through people's backyards like a hallucinogenic secret agent, and tried to dig up a street sign. No, not like shook it a little and tried to knock it down. I took off my shirt, got down on my hands and knees, and DUG A GIANT HOLE around the whole thing, down to its cement base. After 20 minutes-ish of trying, I gave up, broke off a branch from a nearby tree, and ran home shirtless through some sprinklers, fanning myself with the branch. It was 4 AM... when my parents opened the door to let me in.
God Bless the Loko.
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Maria Trombley:
When I discovered this website, I was confident that I was going to blow you all away with my Four Loko stories, but then I realized that I don't remember anything I've ever done after drinking Four Loko's.
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4crazy:
I finished the 1234 challenge (1 blunt, 2 shots of Jack, 3 Coors, and a 4 loko) and the next thing I know I'm waking up in a bed god know where with two dogs licking my face. Having no idea where I am I try to leave but the first step out of the bed has my barefoot in my own feces. This is when I realized that I have handcuffs on. My buddy told me that I escaped the police after they arrested me for vandalism (I was spray painting the house I was at 'This is MY HOUSE, BITCH!) They had me in handcuffs but when their attention was elsewhere I booked it. I have no idea who's house that was or why I took a shit right next to the bed. wow.
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Sheesh.:
Woke up naked on my best friend's bed after a Four Loko party. When I asked my incredibly dull sober friend what had happened the night before apparently I got with a chick, ate lots of pieces of cold left over turkey from Christmas dinner and drove a car into a river. I'm a guy, I'm gay,I'm a vegetarian and I can't drive. Four Loko, Eugh.
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