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Geoff Bockelman: I drank two Four Loko's, cut up both my arms with a dull butterknife, burned the backside of my hand with my cigarette lighter, then went over to Evan Davis's house and pissed on his bed sheets and shat in toaster oven, then f*#&ed a poodle.
Loko: 35
Not Loko: 34
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keith stone: couple nights ago i drank three four lokos, woke up covered in my own shit next to two dead hookers
Loko: 35
Not Loko: 34
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gee: I peed on my xbox.
Loko: 35
Not Loko: 36
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Matrixone: i drank a four loko then went to a bar and i don't remember getting home or sleeping and i woke up and i felt like a million dollars then i get a text from a girl i didn't remember meeting but i hit it off and got LAID!!!
Loko: 35
Not Loko: 36
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Wilson the Hammock Man: Need to pass out after drinking too much loko? Check out these sweet camping hammocks!
bill: actually drank a 4 loko....that's it.
Loko: 35
Not Loko: 37
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whiteboyduggie: Yeah my brother introduced thes to me and I ended up drinking 3 or 4 between the two of us. He played some old school punk rock we used to listen to back in the day and I ended up mosh pitting with myself in his tiny ass house, waking up his son and bashing his TV. So that was awesome, good night. Next weekend I drank two on my way up to meet a friend in Baltimore (harm city). Ended up sitting on the curb next to my car with the radio up trying to teach all the black guys I saw how to duggie. I can DTown boogie but im not from dallas!
Loko: 35
Not Loko: 42
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The Lonely Milk Man: Drank Four Loko, ended up calling a prostitute over and had her suck the blood out of my hemroid-infested asshole!
Loko: 35
Not Loko: 45
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AzNdRaG0nFly143: i drank 1 4loko and boy was a already gonzo bananzo and went to sleep.
Loko: 34
Not Loko: 37
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blahblah: i'm 5 ft and 107 lbs. drank half of a Four Loco then went straight to the club . stumbled to the bathroom got hit on by some lesbians and dykes. then got escorted out the club for being underage and drunk =,11/15/2010
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Not Loko: 65
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