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polanski: i drank about 3 4loko's and I got mad fucked up yo~~~ i called up my dawgs and we got in all kinds of shit...i ended up blacking out with my buddies finger in my ass.
Loko: 261
Not Loko: 260
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Kev!!!: I went with my friends to Columbus on a road trip, I downed 2 Four Lokos in the space of about an hour. I woke up the next morning on a random couch, with my hoodie wrapped around my bare feet and various unintelligible text messages in my sent folder. My friends told me I had puked at least 7 times and may have made out with a fat girl.
Loko: 261
Not Loko: 277
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LOKOKING: drank my first loko last night, ended up slamming a one punch knock out on a cow and woke up next to a car exhaust, nomoreLOKOSformeLAD
Loko: 261
Not Loko: 279
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space ghost: one night i was hanging out with friends and we decided to play circle of death with four lokos with a loko in the middle. so long story short i drank two whole four lokos in all. the next thing i know i'm in an ally way swaying from side to side hollering i'm drrrrruuuuuuuuunkkkk. played hide and seek with my friends. peed on my friends car on accident. and then i ended up in a car. then my bed. woke up a hot mess yeaaa you can say the four loko got me.
Loko: 261
Not Loko: 280
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Rza - JuZa: morning after text: "i drank one last night and i think i hit my limit/im sorry i tried to kill you"
Loko: 261
Not Loko: 289
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MKU: Active ingredients: Maca root, 250mg Horny goat weed, 500mg. That's right. Horny goat weed. My friend, L, works at a major corporate drugstore. One day he found a pill bottle of the stuff with the outer plastic seal broken, but the inner foil seal intact. Company policy says they can't sell it if a seal is broken, condition, so L pocketed it. Fast forwards to the following weekend. L, my girlfriend, and I are each sipping on some 4loko, and we get the great idea to take some horny goat weed. That was our second mistake. "Take two per day with meals as a dietary supplement." I eyed the bottle, passed L and my GF a pill each, and tossed one back. After drunkenly peer pressuring eachother, I eventually swallow two more. Sure enough, an hour down the line, my girlfriend and I run off to the bedroom. Normally we hit some technical difficulties if we've both been drinking before doin' the do, but this time everything flows just fine. In the raging maelstrom of drunk, caffeinated, and horny goat weed fueled sex, she tells me to turn her over (switch positions). I lift her up, lose balance, and her head smacks into the windowsill with a LOUD bang. "Oh fuck, are you okay, baby?" -"Uh, yeah, I'm fine."(insinuating I should keep going) Next morning rolls around, she has a throbbing headache but otherwise seems fine. However, that evening at work she gets extremely dizzy and leaves work to go the emergency room. Doctors diagnosed her with a concussion. A fucking concussion. I drank 4loko, took horny goat weed, and gave my girlfriend a concussion.
Loko: 260
Not Loko: 260
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lol: I TOOK A SIP
Loko: 260
Not Loko: 269
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livin la vida loko: not really sure how much four loko i consumed since we were sharing several between a few people but basically the night ended with me scooping vomit out of my sink in my dorm room. with my bare hands
Loko: 260
Not Loko: 285
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travis: me and a couple bros bought 6 locos and a fifth of jager. we planned to go to sorority swap, so we mixed the locos with jager and added half a crushed viagra and X for the lulz. we ended up getting to fucked up to go out. i ended up blacking out, and apparently a brother got a video of mee and my two friends sucking each off. i woke up in my friends bed with nothing but a tshirt one and now my friend won't talk to me or look at me anymore.
Loko: 260
Not Loko: 286
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hugotheterrible: Drank a sixer of 4 lokos. Ended up with some slut that decided that since I was her first we had to get married, bought the denver nuggets, ate some kind of weird cream from the tip of a homeless black guy's cock and fought all of the yu-gi-oh characters. Goddamn what a fake ass night. Be adults and buy good alcohol instead of nasty shit that gives you cancer. Fuck Four Loko!
Loko: 260
Not Loko: 298
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