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Gosu: My friend came to visit me and my new place. That night he suggested that we play Four Loko Pong. We bought 8 Four Lokos, 1 handle of rum, and a case of beers for four people. I only drank 1 and a half Four Lokos and about 4-5 shots. Next thing I know, I wake up to the fire alarm. My room was filled with smoke and my roommates running around frantically. My head was spinning and was to drunk to assist them, I just fell right back asleep. When I woke up, they told me that apparently I lit a coal for my hookah, and just passed out alone. The coal ignited the box, and the whole thing caught on fire. I don't remember anything after taking the last shot. Four Loko made me light my apartment on fire.
Loko: 22
Not Loko: 28
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Power_Strike92: I was hangin' out with my bro Coolface and we were kickin' it with 5 lokos. Then these phaggots come up and start messing with us. So we did what we thought was best and that was to kick some ass! The cops caught us and arrested me. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say is that this cab was rare But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked to my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Loko: 22
Not Loko: 28
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Lizzie: I drank 2/3 of a four loko just to "try it"..... and ended up falling out of my seat at a football game, spilling an entire beer on my face. By the time I realized what was going on, I was in my friend's car being taken across the state line. We went out for pizza where I decided to start mocking some juiceheads, almost getting my guy friends jumped.
Loko: 22
Not Loko: 30
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LokoKitty: Well, my best friend and i kicked off our saturday night by making a quick run to a drive thru convenience store to pick up our lokos, which is what we do every weekend. We repeatedly get completely hammered by four Loko, and yet still buy them every weekend. We end up bringing them with us for a night in the city. We go to a japanese restaurant and bring our lokos because my friend and i were feeling cheap, and did not want to spend money on actual drinks, while our other friend got some sake and beer. The waitress came up to me and asked "What is that?" and i told her it was ice tea that i had and i poured it in my glass. She knew i was lying, but turned and left us alone. Since we are underage, and didnt want to get kicked out, i decided to drink my loko as quickly as possible. Finally i finish and i am feeling pretty tipsy, but i wasnt quite done. I decided to drink about half a personal of sake... lets just say, DONT EVER FUCKING DO IT. We then walked outside, saw some guidos (which i hate) and within 10 seconds i was making out with one. They then turned around and left. we got a cab, went to union square, sat in the middle of the sidewalk and then went back to Penn Station to go home. In penn station we got mcdonalds, where managed to spill iced tea everywhere and all over my food. Then my friend and i went up to one of the little vendors that sell beer. I stood there for a moment, looked at the guy and stole a beer right in front of him and hid it in my jacket. Somehow he didnt notice, and neither did anyone else (need i remind you i DO NOT steal). We then got back to my friends house where i took a million pictures of myself half naked and posted them on facebook (a common affect of loko). Finally after my friend and i decided to order porn so we could get my other friend mad while she tried sleeping, we passed the fuck out. I WILL FOREVER MISS FOUR LOKO.
Loko: 22
Not Loko: 31
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Loko: 22
Not Loko: 31
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low-koh: i had like,this 4 loko thing and then i got pissed and then piss got me!!!!! !!!!
Loko: 22
Not Loko: 32
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Immaget: This one time I drank a four loko and took half a xanax pill and was soo messed up i litterally raped some guy.
Loko: 22
Not Loko: 33
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Ditzy: I drank 2 4 lokos for the first time &+ found out i got kicked out that night, &+ hardly smoked bud my friend was taking hits from the bong...took 3 big ass milky hits...was stuck on the chair...procced to toilet...but best friend grabs me off it, go in room...i throw up then...friend takes a pic of me with the trashcan they hand me doing a thumbs up sign! xD
Loko: 22
Not Loko: 33
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sketchy: I drank 2 and a half 4loko's and did coke for the first time! Sick!
Loko: 22
Not Loko: 41
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wtf: So after I got done with a date a few of my friends wanted me to come over. So I went over there and my friend had bought 10 four loko's after everyone having one or two we decided to quick leave and go get high. My friend drove up to the walmart parking lot in his old sketchy van with 7 other people around me. After smoking we went back to the house. My friend wasn't feeling well and started freaking out screaming I'm in a black abyss of blood I need to call my mom I need to call my mom!! WTF
Loko: 22
Not Loko: 46
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