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shitter: the first time i drank four lokos, i felt like i just ate shrooms.
Loko: 225
Not Loko: 266
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Dudey-bro: I drank two 4-Loko's. I convinced myself that I was a cagefighter. The next morning, my friend was covered in bruises. Sorry bro. Shit happens. :S Oh, wait, but this other time, it got me hooked up with a chick. Once again... shit happens.
Loko: 224
Not Loko: 210
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LocoPolka: I never had any of these. You are all either in jail, sleeping in your feces and vomit, or cheating. Happy Thanksgiving!
Loko: 224
Not Loko: 213
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fruit punch: drank 2 four lokos, ate some fondue and puked all over myself, on a chair, and in the sink. the rest i dont remember
Loko: 224
Not Loko: 229
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Kev!!!: I went with my friends to Columbus on a road trip, I downed 2 Four Lokos in the space of about an hour. I woke up the next morning on a random couch, with my hoodie wrapped around my bare feet and various unintelligible text messages in my sent folder. My friends told me I had puked at least 7 times and may have made out with a fat girl.
Loko: 224
Not Loko: 231
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Jake H: Had a couple lokos and a sturdy amount of whiskey a few weekends back. Apparently either lost my balance or eyesight and ended up walking into a pole knocking out my front right tooth. Somehow found my way to a hospital and had a canadian male nurse to try to help me... who i then proceeded to try to fight. Ended up leaving the hospital knocking over a wheelchair, flicking off every worker there, and yelling about "canadian faggots" Waking up with a hospital bracelet is always a fun morning. Thanks 4 loko!
Loko: 224
Not Loko: 238
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dear john: i drank 4 fourlokos at some bitches house and i died
Loko: 224
Not Loko: 248
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MKU: Active ingredients: Maca root, 250mg Horny goat weed, 500mg. That's right. Horny goat weed. My friend, L, works at a major corporate drugstore. One day he found a pill bottle of the stuff with the outer plastic seal broken, but the inner foil seal intact. Company policy says they can't sell it if a seal is broken, condition, so L pocketed it. Fast forwards to the following weekend. L, my girlfriend, and I are each sipping on some 4loko, and we get the great idea to take some horny goat weed. That was our second mistake. "Take two per day with meals as a dietary supplement." I eyed the bottle, passed L and my GF a pill each, and tossed one back. After drunkenly peer pressuring eachother, I eventually swallow two more. Sure enough, an hour down the line, my girlfriend and I run off to the bedroom. Normally we hit some technical difficulties if we've both been drinking before doin' the do, but this time everything flows just fine. In the raging maelstrom of drunk, caffeinated, and horny goat weed fueled sex, she tells me to turn her over (switch positions). I lift her up, lose balance, and her head smacks into the windowsill with a LOUD bang. "Oh fuck, are you okay, baby?" -"Uh, yeah, I'm fine."(insinuating I should keep going) Next morning rolls around, she has a throbbing headache but otherwise seems fine. However, that evening at work she gets extremely dizzy and leaves work to go the emergency room. Doctors diagnosed her with a concussion. A fucking concussion. I drank 4loko, took horny goat weed, and gave my girlfriend a concussion.
Loko: 223
Not Loko: 228
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fuckingloko: i drink and steal lokos like its my job. but one night i was more fucked up than usual, i sat in a driveway for hours, put on my friends moms clothes, did some coke and slept in the back of her moms cougar and her mom founf me there the next morning drooling when she went to go to church. hahahha
Loko: 223
Not Loko: 243
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theshitshowison: basically I was out at a party and drank and indiscernable amount of fourloko b/c we were passing several cans around and all sharing them. the night ended with my friend (male, about 6'2 and maybe 180) getting roofied and me thinking that a dormroom sink was a great place to boot. not to mention the messy clean-up after realizing that puke doesnt wash out of a sink very well
Loko: 223
Not Loko: 245
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