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4lokoFairy: Drank 4 lokos a year ago just to test out it's mysterious magic. Didn't feel it at first so I just kept sipping and sipping soon I felt it creeping up behind me smacking the shit out if me. Next thing I know my friend and I go to an empty apartment only to find a passed out Mexican and coronas. With the help if the four lokos we were able to transform to little fairies danced around and stole his coronas. Woke up in the morning as if nothing happened but my stomach felt like I was about to give birth to an alien
Loko: 36
Not Loko: 44
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GingerKat: My loko story starts out with me saddling up with the four horseman, then ~10 beers later i pissed on the floor of a strangers bathroom. I somehow woke up the next morning back in my hotel room. I then had to take the most epic shit of my life....It smelled like dimetap. Guess with flavor I started off the night with.
Loko: 36
Not Loko: 45
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nate: had 2 1/2 lokos. the night i dont remember. but i woke up the next day with the contact "mah boiiiii" in my phone and i found pictures of me in some asians kids car on my pictures. idk either
Loko: 36
Not Loko: 45
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nomoloko4me: Omg my girls and I decided to go out for my bestie's birthday...we were all kinda broke so we decided to drink b4 we got to the bar....my friend and I downed a grape 4 loko within 15 mins everybody else is still sippi on theirs....we get into the bar and everything is going good were having a great time...b4 I knew the 4loko crept up on us and the whole room was spinning and I was super hot...I fucked around and was too hot and decided to go outside but forgot that the club had stairs I fell down the flight lmao...and stayed at the bottom for bout an hour...my friend that downed it with me passed out in the club and security had to carry her out....shit was super crazy that night
Loko: 36
Not Loko: 46
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Can't Be Controlled: Four Loko = Blackout in a can
Loko: 35
Not Loko: 9
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TreyCox: I drank a pint of yager, then continued to drink 1 and 1/2 lemonade four lokos.. Not only did I walk around the Halloween party jumping around like waka flocka flame, I also went into the bathroom to find myself falling asleep while taking a piss. My room mate walked in on me and told me to leave with them to go home. I got home, where my friend Tanner proceeded to tell me I had a demon inside me and Jesus wanted it out. I am agnostic, but Four Loko turned me christian for the night. I believed him, and cried for 30 minutes. Next thing I remember, I woke up in my bed naked, but I still can't find the clothes I wore that night.
Loko: 35
Not Loko: 10
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CMUDrinks: Had a couple Four Locos, and me and my friend proceeded to race one another, down the stairs, in a somersault contest. Let's just say I have rug burn in places I didn't know I could get them at. TFM.
Loko: 35
Not Loko: 29
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Cougar: So I was mom's weekend at my school and my mom came down, thought it was a good idea to try these 4 lokos...well a couple sips later and she was drunk out of her mind. she peed her pants, danced on my coffee table, and then tried to hook up with my boyfriend at the time by saying "im really a college student at heart." She then told us all about her sex life with my dad.. 4 lokos should have an age limit
Loko: 35
Not Loko: 29
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Bob Saget: I drank 3 four lokos the night before halloween and was walking down the street around 12 at night holding hands with a guy and screaming FUKN FAGGOTs at everyone that i saw
Loko: 35
Not Loko: 33
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ChaseBOSS: so i drank two lokos after spiking them with vodka. apparently i tried to fight five innocent bystanders because my pizza was taking too long at rocco's and i punched the taillight out of cars in front of a bar. this was all after i ran into zac efron on bourbon street and tried to get him to party with us. at least he showed some love and gave me a high five followed by a pound and laughed at my drunkeness.
Loko: 35
Not Loko: 34
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