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locofordemlokos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWWre8tn_U&feature=player_embedded#!
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 44
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daneeeel : I played a really metal metal show and had a few beers. I then went back to my friend's house. Night of Demons, or something, was playing. I'd never had a fourloko before, and my friend had stockpiled some. I drank a quarter can and was wrecked! I had to have my girlfriend drive me home, as my world was spinning and consciousness fundamentally altered. I WAS LOKO'D!
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 44
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Rob Nasty: Started the night with an ever so delicious watermelon 4loko, took 3 shots of evan williams, drank a deuce-deuce of bud light, proceeded to indulge in a scrumptious cranberry lemonade loko. Timespan at this point <1hr. Entirely buzzed. (Mind you this is at a pregrame for a electronic and dubstep concert) Friend busted out some meow meow, of course I obliged. We head to the concert and I am wildin out hard off the lokos and not to mention other things. The lightshow was blowing my lokoed mind when my friend gives me half of a triple stack before the main act. My decision to indulge in all of the synthetics stems strongly from the inhibition destroying awesomeness of the lokos. The rest was history, I raved my balls off all night, met the band, and blacked out, unfortunately I didn't get any muff but all in all it was a wild and crazy night. Thank you 4loko, your my hero. PS. The state of Washington cannot drink.
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 44
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Manly man: I drank so much four loko i thought girls had rights and were good for things other than sex
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 44
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lokosucksbad: Best way to ruin a date: I chugged 2 Lokos before picking a girl that I knew would give up her poon. First I ended up pissing her off by hitting on her mom, second I shit my pants in the movie theater 30 mins into the movie. Lastly I fucked up bad by drinking another Loko in the car. My girl was giving me head and I barfed in her hair. Thanks LOKO for fucking up my sex life. I hate you!
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 47
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ScottHolzberg: Drank 1/2 a Four Loko and sucked 3 dicks in one night.
Loko: 44
Not Loko: 51
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Stacee: I drank 3 four lokos, pissed in my mom's brand new BMW, kicked my little sister in the stomach and ended up in jail for 12 hours. My parents finally decided to bail me out and told me that if I ever drink a Four Loko ever again, they will throw me out of the house. Never again.
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 20
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NotAnIdiot: I drank a four loko one night, responsibly... and didn't act like an idiot at all. I had a good time and I remember every minute of it. Guess I'm just not as stupid as most drunk college kids. Seriously? Grow up.
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 20
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Buddst: i drank 3 four lokos before goin to skool i had to take the chasee testso i go take the test and i threw up all over the room and and the other people best of all i passed the test and butt i also got a expelled for being under the influence went home and drank some more hahahahaha.
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 36
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Lorentz: Played loko pong killed about 3 then blacked out.. Apparently went to the local WV strip club (legz) and continued drinking whiskey of course.. Ended up trying to push a dollar up a strippers butt.. They didn't like this and I was thrown out so I walked over an hour to get to the bars where I was kicked out rather quickly bc I shit myself an puked while walking down the stairs to get in.. Woke up on the mountainlair green with 4 cops poking me.. Tried making out with the lady cop and spent the rest of the day in a cell.. Thanks loko
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 38
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