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Why 4 loko?: Because you must a loko motherfucker to drink four!
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 44
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Loko: 43
Not Loko: 45
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Donny: I had three four loko's in an hour and a half. By the third one I had no idea what I was doing. Apparently I ordered a whore, but insisted it had to be a Russian whore. I watched Nicholas Starks movie with her and had anal sex all night. I told her I loved her and pissed myself. She stole my wallet and my iphone. It was the greatest night of my life.
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 46
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Gines: I decided to drink 3 and id share my loko story but i dont remember anything. All i know is 3 4lokos= massive hangover
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 46
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Ay_MeMe: I got so wasted just by opening a 4loks
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 48
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The Lonely Milk Man: Drank Four Loko, ended up calling a prostitute over and had her suck the blood out of my hemroid-infested asshole!
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 50
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Chickwood: Drank my first Four Loko the other day and found out I got aids. U mad?
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 51
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d1kt1tz: I drank 4 4 lokos one time and started sukin on my own cawk. I puked all over my cawk and I had my dog lick it off, it felt goodman.
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 52
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Uncle Jeff: I saw it at the Gas station so i had to drank it becus they ranned out of MGD 40's. I got Horny so i went over to Henry's house and told him i was gonna fuck his dog. He got mad and punched me in my face so I went back to my van and got my gun. I went to back to look for him but he was hideing and i didnt see the dog so i jerked off and shot a bunch of holes in his wall. next i went over to my Moms so i could show my Dick to my cusin's lil sister but my gun went off in the road and they called the cops on me cuz i can hear them coming so i went to Walgreen's cuz they cant find me at there. i then got kicked out of teh Walgreen's for yelling about them niggers that shited on the lawn. i got so mad that i was gonna take out my gun again but i forgot where i put it so after that i started pissing in some old bitchs drive way and i told her i was gonna kill her with my gun but i was lieing becus i didnt have the gun. the niggers stole my gun and i never got it back so next time im drinkin 40's insted
Loko: 43
Not Loko: 58
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Stacee: I drank 3 four lokos, pissed in my mom's brand new BMW, kicked my little sister in the stomach and ended up in jail for 12 hours. My parents finally decided to bail me out and told me that if I ever drink a Four Loko ever again, they will throw me out of the house. Never again.
Loko: 42
Not Loko: 12
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