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Kinetic: SO a buddy of mine and I went to a local bar and got a little drunk. We decided to leave, but stop at a local liquor store to get a night cap. We had no idea what 4loko was, but we figured why not. I drank two. I stayed up until 6 am running around campus. I fell down a couple times and had cuts on my hands and knees, but the crowning event of my night was when I pee'd on the administration building. I woke up the next day on a cement floor with my head in a trashcan.
Loko: 32
Not Loko: 14
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Amor: Haha, oh.. The wonderful 4 Loko. So I had seen some friends drink it before and say it was really fun so I thought to myself, "Hey, you're young. Have fun! Why not?" So I did it. I drank some.. Thinking this tastes like liquid candy, it's lovely. I finished my loko and next thing I know I'm onto another. Now, I'm a rather small girl. 2 4 Lokos within an hour or so time frame, good idea? Not. I'm like half way through my second one and I find myself wanting to play flip cup. No beer? That's ok, we have a bottle of Jose Cuervo! My friend and I (drunk off our asses) fill half a red party cup with tequila and chug! Then we decide to mix vodka with wine and drink that. Next thing I know, I made my own dancing circle. Then I find myself on the floor of someone's bathroom and trying to break the sink off. The next morning I wake up and telling my friend, "I think I threw up on your floor". We look over and yup, I was right ahaha we move a little to discover she had peed on herself. Hahaha the following days I found the most random bruises and scratches. Moral of the story is: who's ready for round 2?
Loko: 32
Not Loko: 14
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Retard: I drank one Four Loko and voted for Ron Paul. Thanks Four Loko.
Loko: 32
Not Loko: 17
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lemon lime: fours to the floor... and a few fat chicks on the way down
Loko: 32
Not Loko: 23
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Doug: I got out of work on a typical saturday night, was in the gas station getting beer when i saw a watermelon loko for cheap so i snagged one of them too, started my night off with the loko, which ended up being a horrible mistake, because after some beer, and a couple lines of molly, i apparently was screaming at people right infront of me, then played "hockey" by myself in my buddies basement for like an hour, puked face after that for like 2 hours, after somehow found my way to a couch in his basement, proceeded to pass out and wake up in the middle of the night, not knowing where i was at all, locked in a small room with no light, frantic because i literally couldnt hold it any longer, i pissed all over my buddies floor, and passed back out right after, lets just say he wasnt too happy in the morning....
Loko: 32
Not Loko: 27
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Loko: 32
Not Loko: 28
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Bob Saget: I drank 3 four lokos the night before halloween and was walking down the street around 12 at night holding hands with a guy and screaming FUKN FAGGOTs at everyone that i saw
Loko: 32
Not Loko: 29
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xyz: Most of the night was bits and pieces but me and my friend compared stories to remember it. Okay it all started with a 4 locos drinking poker game. Somehow i manage to get a royal flush (first time in my life) and then get a straight immediately next WTF. too weird at this point being bombed sets in. Next thing I know I was dancing to trance music. I usually hate dancing, I'm also not a big fan of trance music. At some point i was a human skip-it (like the childhood toy) spinning my legs around on hardwood while my friend jumped over me. With a surge of energy Next comes the 1am workout bootcamp in which we proceeded to do alternating pushups, updowns, mountain climbers, squats for about 20 minutes with techno music blaring in the background My jeans are completely ripped and ruined and my cell phone is now broken how i dont know. The night finishes off with having rough 4 lokos sex, in which i pull back to thrust really hard at one point but it seemed not to get far. She pulls away and starts to scream like she just got shot. Tears come down her eyes she's in a lot of pain. She finally says "It stuck in my ass" as she's crying. This is truly an adventure in a can. Someones gonna leave with a sore ass. I am getting a 6 month supply before the ban clears it out.
Loko: 32
Not Loko: 29
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MacGyver: I had a bunch of my little sisters friends over, and didn't have any roofies, so I let them share two cans instead. They don't remember a thing, but I will get to keep the video forever!! Thanks FourLokos!!!
Loko: 32
Not Loko: 29
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Why 4 loko?: Because you must a loko motherfucker to drink four!
Loko: 32
Not Loko: 30
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