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no-way!!!: I drank one can of Loko and woke up in Mexico, pregnant .. and I'm a guy.
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 45
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LOKEY: STOP POSTING FAKE STORIES
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 46
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Scared Localist: My friend chugged 7 four lokos........... The same day he played soccer and then died of a heart attack. plz do not drink these.
Loko: 33
Not Loko: 67
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4'sho: Drank a four loko, decided I wasn't drunk enough and scoured the closet for something else to drink. Found a bottle of wine and started on it. Got halfway through before I realized it was alcohol-free wine called "FRE" with a giant fucking logo on it.
Loko: 32
Not Loko: 8
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4lokoking: One time i drank 4 four lokos with 3 other people i met on the street. We went to play some pool and i finished all 4 of my 4 four lokos in an hour. So i was pretty drunk. After a few rounds of pool we decided to get more four lokos. After downing 2 more we thought it would be funny to climb onto a privately owned hill with a sick tree at the top. We were almost there and some hick on a 4wheeler came up wielding a shotgun. We all ran as he fired two shots towards us. Luckily they all missed and i ended puking all over a cow.
Loko: 32
Not Loko: 8
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phaggytime: Drank 3 Loko's at a tailgate party before an Iowa game. Needless to say, I got PHUCKED up. So upon entering the game I... brb punched a black girl brb got swarmed by 5 black guys brb my friends on dat phaggy time don't back me up brb front tooth knocked out, 56 stitches brb feelsbadman.jpg
Loko: 32
Not Loko: 10
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GMckenzie: I drank 3 Lokos of various flavors the other night. After blacking out, I awoke in the morning to mind myself sleeping in my vomit and wearing some other guys pants. Wtf??!
Loko: 32
Not Loko: 11
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Nerdy Hillbilly: Drank 3 Four Lokos with my friends last night. Woke up in a trashed hotel room missing a tooth with a tiger in the bathroom and a baby in my closet. WTF IS GOING ON???
Loko: 32
Not Loko: 11
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Jim Fogarty: I had (4) Four lokos and went out with some friends. I blacked out immediately, but my buddies said I kissed Tim, our friend. Then they took me to a farm and made me hump a goat. They took pictures and my pecker still smells like goat shit.
Loko: 32
Not Loko: 12
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mshs blowes cock: I went to school on wednesday after drinking a whole can of four loko, threw up in the bathroom, shit on the floor and yelled at a dumb bitch teacher named mrs hershey. weather or not its loko MSHS fucking sucks and the teachers blow cock!!!
Loko: 32
Not Loko: 13
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