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NJALLDAY: had 2 four locos followed by beers. started playing ping pong ass naked my hotel lounge. was caught by police and started yelling "dont put me on America's Most Wanted, Please! My mother watches that show"
Loko: 124
Not Loko: 88
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BROsen: We decided it would be a great idea to pre-game with Four Lokos before running in Bay to Breakers, a 7 mile footrace across San Francisco. I pounded 2 Four Lokos, a water bottle of Vodka, and a bottle of Andre (just to keep things classy)--all in one hour while we were on the metro. The rest of the day is a blur. Apparently, after finding and throwing tortillas at another runner, he proceeded to choke me in the middle of the street in broad daylight. But that didnt stop me! I ran two miles uphill and eventually passed out next to a first aid tent at Alamo Park, across the street from the "Full House" house. I was woken up when a Police officer grabbed the Four Loko I was clutching in my hands, poured it out and then threw the crushed up can onto me--all while threatening to arrest me for public intoxication. I somehow talked my way out of it--and hitched a $70 limo ride home. Success.
Loko: 123
Not Loko: 79
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Yeti: Had my first Loko the other nite...liked the feeling and had my second...then third...i woke up the next morning in an elevator with 7 empty cans of loko and sharpie inked all over my body...almost 13 hours elapsed without me remembering it...oh...and it should also be known that my dorm building doesnt have an elevator...i found myself in a building in downtown Manhattan.
Loko: 122
Not Loko: 72
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Kait.: After one loko, a beer & a long island.. let's just say I was a fucking shit show. According to the scrapes on my hand, knees and top of my foot, I'm pretty sure I fell down a million times on my way home. **** & I practically fucked on the stairs outside of my apartment. The only neighbor of mine that I actually know had to squeeeeeeze past us just to get up the stairs. ("Oh, hey, Joe!") Laid down on my living room floor and proceeded to drunk dial my ex-boyfriend. Hung up with him, rolled over & vommed. Got up, stumbled to the restroom, and sat down on the toilet , peeing & leaning over the bathroom sink to vomit at the same time. Passed out in that position & woke up a few hours later. I. HATE. FOUR LOKO.
Loko: 121
Not Loko: 66
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Mailbocks: a mailbox hit my car cause of four four lokos
Loko: 121
Not Loko: 83
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LivinLaVidaLOKO: so it was a typical thursday night and me and my friends went to a party...but had no booze! the only thing open was a beer store but we had a combination of like 30 bucks and knew beer wouldn't cut the drunk state of mind we wanted to be. so what do we get? a case of lemon lime four loko. i remember drinking my first one and that was it. the next morning i heard i played flipcup/beer pong/and random chug offs with my 4loko. there was pics of me sitting in the tub fully clothed with toliet paper on my head. i left the party and walked back after dodging cops and showed up at the party in my pjs. i woke up the next morning chanting are you loko or not? then i stood up and passed out. i then woke up back in my hometime with texts from my boyfriend saying he was done. i still to this day question what else happened. LOVE YOU 4LOKO!
Loko: 121
Not Loko: 83
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HOHO: i drank three 4 locos and at some point decided it was a good to ride my bike to a party with 4 loco still in hand, and soon my bike (with clip pedals) quickly became acquainted with the curb, I however landed victoriously on my feet after having somehow hopped over the handlebars as my bike hit the curb ..... 4 loco still in hand, no drop spilled
Loko: 121
Not Loko: 86
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BallzDeep: I woke up the other day with several four loco cans in my sink, blood all over my face, a ruptured bursa sack and five grams of coke. I will never go as Dr. Rockso for Halloween again.
Loko: 120
Not Loko: 65
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LINDA!: i drank only 1 4loko and woke up with bruised knuckles.. idk who i punched... many other bumps and bruises in places they should not be... and a missing bra.... later to find out that the guy i was throwing myself at all night was walking around the house with my bra soaked in beer on his head... i also got caught peeing on the lawn by a group of guys... flashed my thong and put on a stripper show as a distraction for my pong opponents... and was crying for a good 20 minutes for what reason i do not know. SO LOKO.
Loko: 120
Not Loko: 74
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paul: last night i drank 4 four lokos, the next morning i have 3 pornvideos on internet
Loko: 120
Not Loko: 75
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