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BrewMaster69: Here is my most recent encounter with the beast(4loko)! I bought 2 orange lokos; instant stomach ache before I even finished the first loko. Then I drank the 2nd. Sweaty and completely shitface @ this Chico State party. 2 wasted to be in public i stumbled my wasted ass about 6 blocks and ordered the most savage dish at a shitty 24 hr Mexican restaurant. I got it to-go and carefully stumbled back to my house. Falling and tripping constantly until i was approached by 3 dudes trying to start shit. Too wasted and hung I just ran away. hahah coward!!!! but i was destined to get home and eat this meal. opened my door and finally tripped and fell and spiked my mexican food on my roomates brand new vacuum. I was too wasted to clean it and too hunger not to eat it. soo i ate the food off his vacuum. I smoked a bowl and got mad spins. Throwing up and then blacked out. Woke up delirious and to a robbed house. MacBook, Flatscreen, and my weed. Thanks 4 loko!
Loko: 97
Not Loko: 38
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lilterry: i drank three 4 loko's and a icehouse. apparently i got into a fight with my big screen t.v., stripped down butt naked and pissed in my mother in law's hallway. and passed out on her couch butt naked. lol. she saw it all!!! oh yea i forgot to mention when she put a blanket over me i had a BONER!
Loko: 97
Not Loko: 49
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dip: I drank a four loko.. now I'm pregnant.
Loko: 95
Not Loko: 41
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blazinmike: NO WAY U REMEMBER ANYTHING WHEN UR LOKED
Loko: 95
Not Loko: 47
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Kid Loko: Drank 2 Lokos and and some brews. Went to a party where i blacked out soon after. The next day i hear that i pissed all over the neighbors grill, put a stolen crosswalk sign in front of a neighbors door, river danced on a beer pong table like a pro, threw a beer across a crowded kitchen and shouted at some friends claiming that i raised them while being carryed out of the party on a friends shoulder, then later on tried to steal his car...
Loko: 95
Not Loko: 53
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@MarinaBoyProblm: Started off a night in Austin with what I like to call Livin' La Vida Loko shots (jager bomb into Loko). Three hours later my buddy got his tooth knocked out by a bouncer and broke his iphone. I wound up in the attic of a Super 8 covered in glowsticks. #supportloko
Loko: 94
Not Loko: 46
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Wise 1: Had a death smoothie (fruit, ice, and 4 LOKO's) as a pregammer with a buddy then had another one after we brainfreezed ourselves chugging them, blacked out around 8 pm, woke up with two topless chicks, two gallons of milk, a black eye, and 13 pizzas with a receipt from pizza hut of $164.82. I've just been LOKO'd
Loko: 94
Not Loko: 47
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4WACKo: OK. so the night started like any thursday... I got me a LOKO and killed it. Got another and killed it. proceeded to drink all the beer in my bros fridge and smoke... THIS IS THE POINT I WAS FILLED IN ON LATER.... so apparently I went to a party and the cops came so the house owner locked the doors.. I left anyway LOKO in hand. I walked right past the cops fell down the steps and yelled at the damn steps for being so hard to use... then i stole a bike from a large black man in north philly and he called the cops.. the cops didnt believe him and tried to give me the bike.. mylifeisLOKO
Loko: 94
Not Loko: 52
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BROsen: We decided it would be a great idea to pre-game with Four Lokos before running in Bay to Breakers, a 7 mile footrace across San Francisco. I pounded 2 Four Lokos, a water bottle of Vodka, and a bottle of Andre (just to keep things classy)--all in one hour while we were on the metro. The rest of the day is a blur. Apparently, after finding and throwing tortillas at another runner, he proceeded to choke me in the middle of the street in broad daylight. But that didnt stop me! I ran two miles uphill and eventually passed out next to a first aid tent at Alamo Park, across the street from the "Full House" house. I was woken up when a Police officer grabbed the Four Loko I was clutching in my hands, poured it out and then threw the crushed up can onto me--all while threatening to arrest me for public intoxication. I somehow talked my way out of it--and hitched a $70 limo ride home. Success.
Loko: 92
Not Loko: 46
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vincen: Last night, my friends and I drove 1 hour and 45 minutes to a club. We started drinking in the car, finished the vodka and my buddy decided to stop at the gas station. we all pitched, and got four four lokos. I had blue rasperry. Finished it relatively quickly for my small size (mind you I am 5 6', 130 pounds. I'm a relatively peaceful and calm guy. We go into the club, after a rip a new asshole for this chick for pulling out front of the club in a new escalade. She was beat, so I let the whole line know how I felt. Finally got in, took my shirt off and started grinding on girls. Tried to get a girl to dance, she said no so i ripped her shoe off her foot and threw it into the middle of the dancefloor. She went to search for it, and I followed (how genius I am drunk). I Wrapped my legs around a super hot chick whilst holding onto a pole, later to find out she was a hired dancer at the club. I was escorted out by some kind security guards, hung outside shirtless, got naked in public three times, wore the security guards jacket to stay warm. Then my friends came out, I tried to sneak in again through the back door. Small mexican man followed us down the street, I marked my territory every block by finding fences to pee on. Found a tree near the car, said "Fuck you tree", broke a large branch and threw it into the street. I puked the whole way home into my own shirt, carried into my house by my friends, spit water into my dogs face at point zero, and woke up drunk in my own bed with the taste of rasperry in my mouth. fuck you four loko
Loko: 91
Not Loko: 44
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